The May 31st
Red Hot Copywriting Bootcamp will be a first for me but I think I'll like it. The Bootcamp is all about:
- Accountability
- Learning valuable skills
- Getting things DONE!
What could be a more perfect place for a Red Hot Chicken like me? If you are one of the first 20 to sign up, you get the privilege of adopting one of my siblings. Your very own Red Hot Chicken will be shipped to you within 5-7 business days of enrolling. Don't wait though. We don't breed very quickly. And there are only a few of us hanging around right now. Hope I see you in Bootcamp, Recruit!
Red Hot Copywriting Bootcamp
And the crowd goes wild for the
Chicken Dance!!!!
"Beaks, beaks, beaks, beaks...wings, wings, wings, wings...feathers, feathers, feathers, feathers...bok, bok, bok, bok..."
The Red Hot Chicken flock made its first group appearance at Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero's
Speed Copywriting Workshop.
More pix
here.
Viki Viertel of the
Business Buddha adopted her Red Hot Chicken at Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero's
Speedcopywriting Workshop. Who knew it would have an emergency so soon after traveling back to Minnesota. Fortunately for the Red Hot Chicken, Viki is an experienced surgical assistant. She brought him back to health. Phew!
On a newly discovered island off Hawaii (between Niihau and Kauai off the Na Pali Coast) is a tiny place called Quitsquawki’n Island. The most interesting fact is an exotic new breed was discovered to exclusively inhabit this island. Scientists named them
chickenus timerus or
Red Hot Chicken. They drew these conclusions about the breed...
- They are very orderly and serious about getting things done;
- They bring discipline to chaos, yet insist on breaks and moderation;
- They thrive on contact with entrepreneurs.
Most importantly, without human contact, they are susceptible to catching the costly Procrastinating Human Flu, which could wipe out their small population. Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero’s company,
Red Hot Marketing was dispatched immediately to secure adoption rights for the chickenus timerus or
Red Hot Chicken as it is now known. To learn how to get your own, visit
http://www.red-hot-copy.com/.
So what is their purpose? Let the Red Hot Chicken tell you herself:
“Hello. Red Hot Chicken here. I hear lots of squawking about what my purpose is. It’s very simple really. I’m here to help you get things done. And the way to do that is through measured chunks of time. Here’s how it works. When you have a copywriting project, you take your Red Hot Chicken out of the roost…you DO have one, right?
Then the first step is to twist the red base around to 30 minutes. Don’t worry about hurting us. We’re tough old birds.
Next you gingerly put your Red Hot Chicken down on your desk with the zero facing you (which puts your chicken’s tush in your face, but you’ll get over it – there’s a reason for that).
Now GET TO WORK. No phones. No email. No potty breaks. At the end of 30 minutes your Chicken will SQUAWK. And guess what! It’s facing you now.
Okay it’s time to stretch your legs and take a 5 minute break. (Set that chicken again for 5 minutes)!Then wash, rinse, repeat. Next thing you know you’ll turn that chicken scratch into red hot copy!
